Well, you should see Polythene Pam
She's so good looking but she looks like a man
Well, you should see her in drag
Dressed in her polythene bag
Yes you should see Polythene Pam
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Get a dose of her in jackboot and kilt
She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt
She's the kind of a girl
That makes the News Of The World
Yes, you could say she was attractively built
Yeah, yeah, yeah
